Junior and the nickle

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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.

To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”

Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”


  1. if that were on a burned cd i would call it: “Now thats what i call funny vol. 1”

  2. if u dont get it u need theropy its hilaruos and i h8 most off these jokes u can check me i only insult the top 10 but this is great 5 stars 20 times over i love it

  3. well itll take awhile to get alot of money but hes smart i would take the dime the first time!

  4. the man, if he picks the dime, they will realize he is smart and will stop giving him the opportunity to choose. You should put yourself in junior’s shoes. Would you rather get a nickel a day, or one dime only for one day and you would never get the choice of money again? Just think about it.

  5. For people who don’t get it, if Junior takes the dime they would stop doing it and Junior won’t get any more money!

  6. I would have done the same thing as junoir

    From Mr. Squeke the Hamster =(^o^)= – Hamster face

  7. If only i could do that myself!!!!!!!!! =-) =) 0.0


  8. LOL very funny guys 6/5 stars!

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  9. How can you not get it???? The boys keep teasing him and in the process he gets multiple nickels, whereas if he took the dime the would realize he was smart and he would only get one dime.

  10. hahaha!!!!! what a smart kid! too bad the bullies weren’t using dollar bills… πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  11. LAUGH-O-METER says this joke is pathetic when it comes to making people laugh,but it is still a god joke, therefore the joke gets 50,000 out of 1,000,000.

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