Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.
To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.
One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, “Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger?”
Junior says, “No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they’d quit doing it!”
hahaha very funny talk about a fake dumb blonde!!
lol
haha
So Junior is actually smarter than them then….
Lol this joke is classic. Pure laughter.
LOL!!!?!
funny funny funny,, 5 star
I guess it was funny.
finally, a funny one
if that were on a burned cd i would call it: “Now thats what i call funny vol. 1”
FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY
very funny.
funny 😉
how do u make faces
🤨😕🤔
LOL, smarter than they thought ; )
i love this joke
That sounds alittle like me.
That was really funny I do that all of the time lol 🙂
Hmmm… Makes CENTS! Ha! Ha! get it?
Nice one Michael, I really like it.
Already Heard It, 4 Stars
extremly entertaining i’d love to try that
Really funny infact if I would keep grabbing the nickle.
I don`t getit
I don’t under stand 🙁
That’s so funny!
I give it a 5 star
its classic but ok
have not read that one before, excellent thought prosessing skills right there.
it was okay…I guess!
Funny
That was such a good joke . I am still laghing HA!
I give it a 5 star
if u dont get it u need theropy its hilaruos and i h8 most off these jokes u can check me i only insult the top 10 but this is great 5 stars 20 times over i love it
it’s HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well itll take awhile to get alot of money but hes smart i would take the dime the first time!
In 2 years that guy outta be rich man
I thought it was great.
A definate FIVE STAR!!
He is one smart boy
haha nice it should be first in the top 25
i have to give this a -398 star- i dont get it
i think i made that one
1,000,000,000,000 stars!
pretty good
why does he want to be teased?
Because he gets money. Duh.
the man, if he picks the dime, they will realize he is smart and will stop giving him the opportunity to choose. You should put yourself in junior’s shoes. Would you rather get a nickel a day, or one dime only for one day and you would never get the choice of money again? Just think about it.
I dont get it but a gagillian zillian and 3.3 stars.
Wow, I want to grow up to be just like Junior
you are smart
smarter than i’d be
Ummm…
hmmmm….. i wonder how mutch money he got?
opreety good
nice
i wonder if his pockets tore from all those nickels…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
junior’s smart
wow smart kid ive heard it befor i just forgot it
Junior TOTALLY out smarted tose kids.
That was very smart of Junior to do that. I probably would’ve taken the dime.
hohohehehahahahaha!
Does he get to keep it?
I’d be smart like Junior in the joke!
Junior seems to be the next Albert Einstien, ROTFLOL!!!!!!
Sooper funny the sooper is Part of a name of a grocery store which is named Kingsoopers
juniors name is jesse i heard this once somewhere and they used the name jesse.
He’s smart, I wouldve taken the dime
I want people to do that to me
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love it
Junior thats pretty smart
I do not under stand
For people who don’t get it, if Junior takes the dime they would stop doing it and Junior won’t get any more money!
chaos gospelDS i’ll explain. he is taking the nickel so he makes $$$$$
now thats a reaaly smart kid.
I would have done the same thing as junoir
From Mr. Squeke the Hamster =(^o^)= – Hamster face
lame
HA HA NOT SO NOT FUNNY
now i get it although stupid pranksters.
This is HILARIOUS!!! A great moneymaker idea.
If only i could do that myself!!!!!!!!! =-) =) 0.0
………………………………………………….U
Very clever.
Thanks, Pandinemic. I was wondering.
wonder how much he’s made so far
awesome. i wish i could do that.
haha
id take the dime and the nickle
Good joke
pretty good joke!!!
i would cep saving all the nickles
junior should be on jeopardy cuz hes so smart
Lol Junior is 1 smart kid
Why doesn’t he just take the dime, It’s worth more.
hahahaha, that’s one smart kid! love this joke!
that is soooooooooooo hilarious
G – UNIT he dont take the dime because then thell stop & he wont get any more money!!!
Funny!!!!!!!!!
Hmm.
I wonder if that would work in real life…
didn’t get it at first UNTIL Dwight 🙂 Eisen explained!
Funny
hi
Junior is a genius!
Getting old…
rofl
i wish kids at school would do that to a short guy like me also
awsome
favkritejoke all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smart kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i still love it
I don,t get it
This is the best joke ever!
Ha!He’s Taking the Nickel cause he gets MONEY!HAHAHAHAHA!SOOOOOOO 5 STARS!
lol
Ohmigosh that is so funny!
ha ha lol 😛
I’ve hard it in the mag, but still, 5 STARS 🙂
its VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY funny 5 stars!
he is very smart
BEST JOKE EVER
LOL very funny guys 6/5 stars!
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
3 stars good
smart kid
HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 star funny
:-0 😉
Ha ha ha ha!!
very funny
smart
That Was Very Smart Of Him!!
That did happen to me once.
🙂
Junior RULES!
Heard it before, but still cracks me up. 😀
Junior is probably 3 and hes out of college!
J.K.A Junior, J.K.A…
Thats great (:D
Clever
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
smart kid
heard it befor….it just gets better and better
😉
realll clever
LOL! Unexpected!
genious
I like this joke. Tis funny!
HAHAHA That was funny!
I`ve heard it already, but it`s still good.
Funny
LOL so funny
clever smart hilarious joke *****
pretty good
i heard it different but its still funy
why does he like them teasing him?
heard it before if they do it long enough he,s probally going to be rich!
This joke should be number 3 at least!
LOL
i dont get it
Heh…
When they stop it, J’s going to have a mansion, and other expensive stuff.
I give this one 5 stars
funny! I should try that.
lol smart kid
i’m giving it 5 stars
I,m gonna give it 5stars to
This is funnnnnny!!!!!
lol! hes one smart kid….ive heard that one b4
Nice thinking!!!
That’s good! Really funny!
I’m totally gonna try that!
lol it rocks
dont get it
smart kid 4stars
funny kid! 5stars
smart kid
very funny
makes sense! smart kid
That guy is good at making the best out of every situation!
ouch!!! those kids got burned!!!!!!!!!
Pretty smart!
I don`t get it
How can you not get it???? The boys keep teasing him and in the process he gets multiple nickels, whereas if he took the dime the would realize he was smart and he would only get one dime.
knarly those kids got owned
best joke on the site lol
this gets 4 and 3 fourths of a star
☻so who,s the moron now?
smart kid
i would just take the dime.
Good point
very clever. it is like they are paying him because they think he is dumb
ROFL! He’ll probably be a millionaire someday if he keeps that up.
dude thats the best one!
smart kid.
A great joke! Some people are smarter than they seem! 😀
loop, READ THE JOKE, GET RICH!!! lol
and nice smiley cool guy
and LOL XD
they should say how many times the bullies did it
he could have like 1000000000$
This is one of my favorite Jokes.:)
That is one smart kid!
what a smart kid!
How sad
sounds like a joke ive heard before
smart alik
smart little kid!
sorry but the higest i could rate dis is 5 $tars
this is an old joke, but it is always good. I tell it all the time.
hahaha!!!!! what a smart kid! too bad the bullies weren’t using dollar bills… 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
nice undercover work with jokes
nice
that kid will be $$$$$$$$$$ RICH $$$$$$$$$$ in a few years ( or maybe a century)!!!!
laughoutloud they would probably notice at $2.00 or somthing like that
that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
what a way to make some cash!
Real Smart kid
wow wish i was being bullied liked that, but even if i was i probably wouldnt be that smart
that is hilarious. good way to make money. wish someone did that to me.
i think if he stayed there for 10 days he would get 50 cents lame
LAUGH-O-METER says this joke is pathetic when it comes to making people laugh,but it is still a god joke, therefore the joke gets 50,000 out of 1,000,000.
lolol