God is watching.

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In a Christian school’s cafeteria, there was a pile of apples on the table with a note reading: “Take one only. God is watching.”

At the other end of the table, there was a pile of cookies with a note put there by one of the students: “Take all you want! God is watching the apples.”


  1. WOW! I’ve seen a lot of good jokes(I mean A LOT!), but this is one of the best I’ve ever seen. 5 stars by far. If I gave out 1,000,000 stars, then this one would probably get all 1,000,000!

  2. its cool, but just to say god is ALL SEEING! plus, god probably would watch the cookies, they taste cooler! hee hee 😛

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