Loading...A police officer stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.
The man replies, “Look right there — that sign says the speed limit is 75.”
The officer explains that that’s the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly woman breathing very heavily.
The officer asks her if she’s O.K., and she says, “Yes, we just got off of Highway 155.”
I’ve siin this joke in many different forms.
Haaaaaaa…
Oh man is that funny! But Boy’s Life should put on newer or not seen yet jokes, even tho, keep up the good work!
Hee – Hee! Funny! Where do these people get there jokes? I think they are all good!
That joke was funny.
these people need to get original
old!
old!…NOT!
ha ha for got to laugh
HaHa!! where do people get these jokes?
I’ve seen to many versions of this joke
i agree with rlbrkr50603 OLD!!!
i have heard this joke only with old nuns before
Very funny
I don’t get it!
Ha-Ha! thats funny.
thats very funny
old! old! old! & o ya…OLD!
5 Stars!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how could anyone say it is not funny
Yikes!!! I never intend to ride with that man
ya
entertaining
he should try out for F1
pour old lady
i will tell my brother to use that when he gets pulled over….hahaha
HILARIOUS!!! THANK GOD THEY’RE NOT ON ROUTE 266!!!!
ok
I agree with chevalier…
dont be so negitive Paul1234
Wait till he goes on highway 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
rofl hilarious!
i hope he doesn’t go on highway 15(thats ls, which could mean lightspeed) 😛
not bad
what was that?????????
Heyheyheyheyhey! paul u think all jokes are – (negative) So take a chillpill! R U in a bad mood ore sumtin?
that lady must of had a heart attack- the guy was going155 mph!
rotfl now that is funny
$o good
it was ok
155 miles an hour thats funny
oh my god that was hillarious! I craacked up reading it
i agre with matue10
Wow, so that explains all the speeders on Route 301.
awesome joke
thats funny 155 mph lol
So, that explains why I see 5-6 police cars on I-455 every day.
thats a cool joke
Poor old lady, but hey I-35’s safe then.
By the way noticed you were from OK GO POKES!
old!
I did a skit about that!
how could a normal car even go that fast?!?!?!?!?!?
Ummmm…. By stepping on the gas. Anyway good joke!
i agree with Iwuzhere
155 WOW THAT HAS GOT TO BE BAD 🙁 OR 🙂
lololololololol
one handed clap
nice joke
Amazingly funny 5stars
Hystaricaly funny!
Rockin and rollin joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very funny ! It cracked me up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lo funny
P.S in my country its fast but not very fast
That was so funny i am tired
LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL 🙂
thats funny 🙂
my mom laughed too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy funny.
sweet!!!!!!!!!
If he was going 155 mph how could he see other cars.
psh! ive gone 190.
not so funny. but okay
hey thats my joke!!!! ^_^ AWSOME!!!!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!!!!! especially since i know the guy who wrote!!!!! bravo!!
wow 155 M.P.H.8-) 8-(
i meant 😎 😎
This is pretty funny! B-)
I meant 8)
sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
155 miles per hour is nuthin(good joke though)
THIS IS MY FAVORITE JOKE!!!!!!!!
this joke rox my sock. but not both. just one
Funny!
cool 😀
this is the best
This is the coolest joke ever!!!
best joke ever
theres a highway 805 😎
GREAT killer wolf
Nice. Good job! 🙂
I HAVE,DO, AND WILL LOVE THIS JOKE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
SWEET!
Funny.
i wonder what the highest highway number is…poor little old lady…haha….
LOL!!!
that guy was going fast so fast the lady is having a hard time breathing
;-},;-),:-),:-(
NICE JOKE BUT THE CAR WOULD EXPODE IF THAT HAPPENED
that is so funny it made my parents laugh!!!!!!!!
This is so funny, I could not sleep tonight!
What if they came off of highway 200! LOL DUDE 5 STARS
what about highway 5009
Highway 100,000,000,000 = DEAD lady
Great Joke 5 STAR
5-star joke. awesome dude. Where’s highway 38472?
It was very funny!
no wonder she’s breathing hard!
how did they not crash?
wait wait wait!how does a car any car!(that is street leagle)reach 155?
good one
So funny!!!! 🙂
I won”t want to ride in that car!!!!!!
they should play need for speed
hilarious *****
Funny, but I’ve heard it before.
One day…Death will catch up with them….right after OUR Need for Speed tournament!
Huh, the cars in Germanay can reach up to 210 miles per hour. There is no speed limit on the Autoban. The Bugahtti Veyron can reach speed limits of 252 mph. So 155 is not a big number.
scary!
I wish that sign said 895
I wish I could ride in there car!!!!!!
i say he stays on route 66
One good quality joke. I remember it from years ago!!!
Muscleman’s comment suprised me!
Get that grandma a paper bag! 🙂
Funny joke i like 😆
get grandma a Hospital!!!!!!!!!! quick!!!!!!!!!!
Yah my dad has that problem! *Scratches Head*
THAT IS UNFORGIVABLE
Me likey likey!!!!!!!!!!!!
that would be so scary to ride that fast, but cool. 🙂
How did the car go that fast. Most cars only go 110 miles per hour
😆 😆 😆 That was so funny! Ya know, highway names can get up to pretty high numbers! 😆
how dense can u be. how could u go that fast and not crash. man that is crazzy send more like this. boyscouts like me like these type of jokes about cars. also must of been a muscle car to get going that fast dang. he needs to get his lisence checked soon. 🙂 very smart. nice joke !!!!!!!!
What video game was this dude in????
Burnout 3: Takedown???
Doesn’t he know the thingymabobber with a # in it means the highway #?
Or is he drunk?
hey, it doesnt have to be a muscle car…. i know plenty of cars that can get way over 100 mph
funny 🙂
why isnt she in a senior center
It’s a good thing they weren’t anywhere near I-797
It is a good thing they wher not on Highway 185724064
nice joke i think its the best 1 ive read in 7 years(im 9)
I wish it said I-899
:))
Heard that one, but it’s still funny!
Funny…..but you’re aloud to go at least ten miles an hour over the speed limit on the freeway! 😛
heard it before, but it is still a good joke. 3/5 stars
LOL:<)
Now that’s funny.
funny!!!!!!
Now thats funny right ther
amazing funny!!!!!!
So that’s why everyone drives so slow on I-25 🙂
how did that driver get his licence
i dont get it at all.
To kvvkitdykmgfg
they were going 75 M.P.H on Highway 75 After they got off highway 155!!!
is his car a racecar????? I like this one!poor woman! 🙂 😀 :# 😉
I wonder what would have happened to the old woman if it was Interstate 540!
now i now why it takes 10 mins on route 12 behind someone
i love that one it don’t matter what any one else has
Guilty! I now sentence you to 5 more years of driving school! THat was prety funny I would like to know who taught him how to drive!
I love this and all of these jokes!
i dont get it???????????????
i wouldnt want to be on interstate 1 then
1-526 would make them throw up.
i would like to do that you go155 mph and you dont get a ticket sweet
Wonderful! Imagine Highway 550! HAHA Poor Woman
Go CuBS
GOOD THING THEY WERENT ON HIGHWAY 664: )
not bad
Very Funny!!! Just wait and see them on the German Autoban.
how fast can that car go?
I DONT GET IT!
What driving school did he go to?
ooh ooh ooh, this is a good one
Dude ive been on autobahn its awesome no speed limit went 150 mph
if he went down the montin that fast, he wood be in outer spase if he hit a ski ramp!
i just got off of highway 114 *PANT* its been *PANT* exhausting *PANT, pant*
A ’71 Maverick could go faster than that, that’s slow
very funny although I don’t think they should be going near highway 301 anytime soon
keep them away from me
Imagine going on highway 300 without a car.
hey i luv SHARKY, u spelled mountian wrong!! that is a pretty funny joke
i think it is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The traffic on Highway 1! Insane!
cool joke
Thats really slow compared to what other cars can go. LOL 🙂
howbout highway 1
COOL
that pretty funny
WOWZERS
Awesome joke!!! I hope he never goes on Highway 405! 🙂
Awesome
hmmmm… heard it!
LAUGH-O-METER dosn’t get it,anyone care to explain?
I wonder if the driver got affected to!?
I think that’s a funny joke. If
I get it
(155 miles per hour)