Don’t step on purple mushrooms

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“If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods. He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms.

Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to marry.”

“Why?” asked the man, smiling.

“I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!” she replied.


  1. ive heard a similar one. you have a friend pick three people . then , you use the three people in the blank. ———- ,———–, and——————– went to heaven and went to god and god said ” there are no rules in heaven, EXCEPT you cant step on a purple cloud. they leave for the plaza and say “lets meet back here in one year ” so they come back 1 year later and ————– has an ugly girl “whered ya get Her?! I stepped on a purple cloud. they come back next year and ————– has an ugly girl ——————- had stepped on a purple cloud . next year, —————(the person who is listening) has ——————–( a pretty girl) ———– and —————— say ” WhOA!!!! wherdya get HER?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ——————–(the girl) says ” I stepped on a purple cloud

  2. if he actually did step on a purple mushroom, then he coudn’t have married because HE was the ugliest person in the world. great joke!!!!!!

  3. I really liked reading that although…………..never mind theres nothing bad about that one. Its my favorite

  4. Dexter LOL means Laugh Out Loud. But my opinoin is…… ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Roll On The Floor Laugh Out Loud)

  5. I have been looking on the internet forever to find a really funny joke. I’ve found lots of good ones. But this one is deffinitely the funniest!!!!!!!!

  6. I’m crying…

    that was me…

    Are you sure it isn’t that he is just the only flawed one out of a world of perfect people?

    lol 🙂

  7. OUCH! That must’ve hurt when she said that. Although when the lady stepped into veiw, and said, We have to marry, I bet he was all, oh boy! Hey, wait a minute… wasn’t there something about… purple mushrooms? And when she said she stepped on a purple mushroom, he was probally all, oh yeah, thats right, you have to marry the ugliest person in the world. Then when it dawns on him he’s all, wait a minute! That must mean *gulp* I”M THE UGLIEST PERSON!!! NOOOO!!!! Ha, ha. That just brings up some really funny pictures in my head. Hee hee.

  8. That was ….like the most funniest joke in the world. dOn’t SteP on PurPLe MuShRooMs? that was my favorite joke in the world!!!!!!!!!!! P.s( I really Love ThaT JoKe It wAs SO FunnY!!!)

  9. why would that be bad to marry the ugliest person in the world? they could be a really nice person? but that was good!

  10. i have heard other jokes very similar to that. it is an altered shortened version of the pink cloud.

  11. LAUGH-O-METER does not wan’t to rate this joke for fear it will one day step on a purple mushroom and realize this joke is not as funny as the writer makes it sound and it will have to mary an ugly meter that some horible game show uses. Sorry people,this one will have to go unrated.

  12. if i saw a vid of this id laugh to death if he had to pay $10.000 for his tuxedo so id rate it a 5star

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