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Joe: Why do melons have such fancy weddings?
Timmy: Why?
Joe: Because they cantaloupe.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Joe: Why do melons have such fancy weddings?
Timmy: Why?
Joe: Because they cantaloupe.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Suzie: What do you call wedding arguments?
Howie: I don’t know.
Suzie: “Altar-cations.”

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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Kevin: Why is the bride always unlucky on her wedding day?
Devin: Beats me.
Kevin: Because she never marries the best man!

Joke by Kevin G., Aston, Pa.
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“If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods. He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms.

Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to marry.”

“Why?” asked the man, smiling.

“I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!” she replied.

Joke by Matthew D., Andover, Mass.
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