Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Joke submitted by Tyler H., Blacklick, Ohio
Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
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That is very funny.
HAHA!!! Nice!
I think this
good one
funny
That’s a good joke. That poor kid :P.
scare in the good way or the bad way? VERY FUNNY!
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD! I LOVE IT!
i feel bad for that kid
That is so funny!
Must’ve been one bad report card!
LoL that was good 5 stars *****
LOL!;)
reminds me of my report card
awsomely funny
All I can say is that I wish I was the best friend… I need his report card!!!!!
that is smart! i couldnt of thought of that one!
That was funni! *****5 stars!
report card: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
BWA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
It is probably not as bad as my report card F-
Agree 200% ducky
i bet his best friend’s parents are pretty scared
***** 5 stars cool
Either scary good or scary bad! = ((
That was funny
my worst report card=A+A+A+A+A+B+
that made my day
my report card: B+ B A- C A-
Kool
well than Jhonny got pretty bad grades
johnny is not very smart is he?
My worst grade, is B!!!!! 😉 🙂 😀 🙁 :] (legend of zelda RULZ!!!!!!
lol, I get so good report cards, I’ve never even got lower than an A. No seriously, scouts honor I’m not lying. I homeschool! XD
I’m homeschooled too! ^_^ 🙂
ha i laughed so hard when i read that in boyslife today
I like it that was go joke
mine is A+and B-.
My Report Card:A+ B A- A+ B
I read that to my dad when I saw it in boyslife todat and he got serios as is i was telling him something
hahahehe
Hate to be that guy
I really like this joke!
Way to go Exterminator, I’m homeschooled also!
Awesome joke too.
funny funny =) =)
Good joke!
Hey that was funny great job.
haha☺
ha!
i would love to see the look on his dads face
hee hee hee. funny. thats my favorite so far
i’m home schooled too
🙂
this joke was so funny, I wrote a poem about it for my school project
don’t tell them that!=))
didn’t see that coming
he needs to learn
FORGET THE LAST PART.
good…funny
my worst grade is a 97!!! (we dont get letters, we get numbers)
my worst grade is a C+
i only got that once
otherwise mostly A’s sometimes B’s
Funny!
he should give his parents his report card and tell them that “F” stands for “Fantastic”.
not the best joke. 1 star
my worst grade was an F!!
i should try that also lol.
I only get a’s and b’s never got a c
SWEET!
great job Tyler H.! this is now my favorite joke!
Dang, Nice one XD you got me.