In the worst rainstorm of the century, a kid calls a hotline to report flooding.
“Help me!” the kid exclaims. “I’m standing in two feet of water!”
“Now stay calm,” the person answering the hotline replies. “Two feet of water does not constitute a flood emergency around here.”
“It does around here!” says the kid. “I’m calling from the fourth floor!”
THAT’S AWSOME!!! HAHAHAHA! 🙂
That’s hilarious! Great!
Did u make dat up? thats funny!
Hahahaha soooo funny
LOL! I was not expecting that!
I don’t get it!
he is standing in two feet of water and hes calling from the forth floor so the other three floors are flooded
I say five star rating it’s great!
Cool veryone rateit fve star
ohh no souds like when our sewer lines backed up!
i didnt get that at 1st
LOL I feel bad for the people on floors 1,2,&3 🙂 =O
dont get it
thats not a leak you can clean up with sponges!!
Where are those plumbers when you need them?
Funny beyond all funnyness. Whoops gotta get goin
I wonder what its like outside the building
still funny though :):):)
5 stars is definetely too small. 9 stars
Good thing he’s not using a cell phone from outside.
Thats realy funny!
Those are nice jokes. I have submitted several but they weren’t good enough for the magazine I guess. My brother gets Boys’ Life and I enjoy reading it.
I love Boys’ Life!!!!
That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are!
-Larry the Cable Guy-
he should say top floor
that would be funnier
Hey fellow, that guy should say he was on the top of the Sears Tower!
Very nice. I give it a 4 out of 5.
my mom did not get it
Nickname says it all LOL
coooooooool realllllllllly funny i give five stars
thats funny i gave it 5 stars
i wonder if he was in an under water hotel
hilarious!!!!!! 🙂 😉
five stars, it is funny
What? was he like four floors below the top floor of the empire state biulding??? Geez really!!!
Hope that don’t happen round here!!!:)
🙂 Its pretty good
im glad I live on a hill
Awesomely hillarious! It wouldn’t be in reality, though.Great joke!
What does it mean?
thats a lot o’ water!!!
at least he wasn’t on the INFINITY floor!!!
How many feet was it?
i wonder if his shoes were water resitant?
Maybe someone on the ground floor left their sink on! 🙂
how about the 8 floor
Fl 2 is flodded.***** 5star
help im standing in five feet on the ninth floor
wow. lotta water
how about the 45floor?!?! haha
lol u wouldnt have to worry about drought for a while
How many floors were there in the building?!