Three boys went into a candy store. “I want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans,” the first boy said to the store owner.
The man frowned because the jellybeans were on the top shelf in the store. He didn’t like climbing up there to sell 2 cents’ worth for jellybeans. But he did it. When he came down, he put away the ladder and turned to the second boy.
“What would you like?” he asked.
“I’ll have 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, too” said the second boy.
Annoyed, the man got the ladder and climbed up to get the jellybeans. When he was up there he turned to the third boy. “You don’t want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, do you?” he asked.
“No sir,” answered the third boy. So the man climbed down and put away the ladder.
“Now what do you want?” the man asked the boy.
I’ll have a nickel’s worth of jellybeans. Please,” the boy replied.
Very well done! I enjoyed it very much!
it was ok. I give it 3.7 stars.
Um. It was okay. I give this joke 3 stars.
Too halarius! 😀
LOL that was so funny. It had me laughing very hard.
THAT WAS F-U-N-N-Y!!!!!!!!!!
lol… good thinking
i thought the third boy would say that…
i thought he would have said three cents worth of jellybeans :happy:
that guy must have been tired 😉
yo lance, that was funny.
heard it when I was 6
good joke, man.
It’s ok 😐 😉
lol, but doesn’t everyone already know that joke?
preety good,keep tring!
I laughed so hard my gut busted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:-0 hahaha that candy store owner must have been MAD!
I wonder how the store owner reacted after that
I also think he would have been mad too 🙂
That is FUNNY.
I agree with dinodude
🙂 hahahahahahah cant haha stop haha laughingha!!!!!!!!
I get it.
ooooo boy that kid is in trouble
yeah,sorry bout that candy dude
veddy veddy funny. I just hope no one comes in that wants a dime’s worth of jellybeans.
candy man that has got to hurt
😆 poor candy man
I don’t get it, but it is still funny.
Those guys must be really annoying! REALLY COOL JOKE!
Nice joke 🙂
if i was the candy man id strangle the kids
I like it. I think it’s pretty original.
only a 4
wat if dere were 4 boys
order em together
hehehe VERY funny!
that was pretty funny
heard it before, but HILARIOUS all the same
If the jelly beans are that popular, he needs to move them.
it was funny the first time
Poor store owner! NOT! HAHAHA!!!!!
Man, I feel sorry for that guy!
I feel sorry for him two.
They did that on “Zoom” once.
I saw it on Zoom, too. Still a good joke!
Store owner must’ve quit, or given the whole jar to him……….
How many jelly beans can you even get for two cents?
oh that is so funny!!!! 5 stars!!!! LOL
Up, Down, Up, Down 2 pennies, 2 pennies, 1 nickel WHEN WILL IT END FOR THAT GUY?!?!When he finally quits thats when!
LOL ( LAUGH OUT LOUD) THAT WAS AWESOME
i’d be pretty annoyed if I were him! 🙂 =O =) d: d=
i’ll have a $444 worth of jellybeans
Funny!!! ; – )
funny man, funny!
i wonder how many jelly beans they got
Really funny! I wondered if the first two boys payed the same amount for their candy.
THAT WAS SO FUNNY (ROTFLMBO) “ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAGHING MY BUT OFF”
saw it coming
Id like 8597560677078786878r7t68698787$ of jelly beans
thats what you get instead of being a lawyer
Now that is the BEST joke in the world!!!!!!!!!!!
SAME AS AWESOME MAN AWESOME MAN !!!!! 4
That is awesome!
I wouldn’t give him any candy (besides I guess they aren’t rich I mean you can’t even get 1 jellybeen with a nickel let alone 2 pennies)
ya! funny mon’!!!
that kid is fresh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now thats funny
ya i like that one
They must be in the 1900’s
hey that is ultra unnyfay dude (unnyfay = funny in pig latin) you rule. I like how the guy at the counter must get so annoyed with having to go up there several times because the 3rd kid makes him go down again
That’s awesome! If I were the guy, I would be like “Uh!” and pass out
😆 😆 😆 if i was the man id say oh im sorry it’s time to close
That is a funny joke! I told it to my mom and she loved it!
1,000,000,000,000,000,000 (quintillion) STARS
he must have been exhausted if that continued throughout the day!
Why does that always happen
hm what is going on