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Pilot: Do you know what the propeller does?
Scout: It provides thrust for the plane to fly.
Pilot: Actually, it keeps the pilot cool. If it stops, I’ll start sweating.

Joke by Alan B., Milpitas, California 
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SETH: How do rabbits travel?
RILEY: I haven’t the foggiest.
SETH: On hare-planes.

Joke by Seth P., Melbourne, Florida
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ROBERT: Where does a mountain climber keep his plane?
IAN: Where?
ROBERT: In a cliffhanger.

Joke by Robert P., Redding, Connecticut
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A Punny Book: "Ways to Travel" by Anna Plane.

Joke by Talha A., Whitehall, Pennsylvania
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Train: Why did the airplane get sent to his room?
Car: I don’t know.
Train: Bad altitude.

Joke by Jacob V., Newark, Delaware
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Comic by Robert Chambers
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Daffynition: Pilot — What you do with wood after you cut and split it.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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A book never written: “Flying for Beginners” by Landon Safely.

Joke by Alexander D., Minster, Ohio
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Peter: What has a nose and flies but can’t smell?
Elaine: I haven’t a clue.
Peter: An airplane!

Joke by Peter S., Worcester, Mass.
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Seth: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
Jake: Tell me.
Seth: A “plane in the neck.”

Joke by Jake P., Vaihingen, Germany
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Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?
Tommy: At the great airports!

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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A book never written: “Skydiving” by Hugo First.

Joke by Timothy V., Avon Lake, Ohio
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Warped Wiseman wonders: Why is mail that goes by sea called "CARgo" and mail that goes by land called "SHIPment"?

Joke by Glenn G., Union City, Calif.
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