Alien jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

PAXTON: How do aliens harvest their crops?
GEORGE: No clue. How?
PAXTON: With tractor beams.

Joke by Paxton S., Wethersfield, Connecticut
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Judah: What did the alien say to Boys’ Life ?
Chuck: Beats me.
Judah: “Take me to your reader.”

Joke by Judah B., Bellingham, Washington
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Joshua: How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Darren: How?
Joshua: You rocket.

Joke by Joshua N., Sparta, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Bill Thomas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A book never written: “Aliens” by Ross Well.

Joke by David A., Delaware, Ohio
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Ryan: Why were there only 18 letters in the alphabet?
Tim: Tell me.
Ryan: Because E.T. flew off in a UFO, and the CIA chased after him!

Joke by Ryan M., Seal Beach, Calif.
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Jimmy: What did the alien say to the measuring cup?
James: I have no idea.
Jimmy: “Take me to your liter.”

Joke by James S., Leesburg, Va.
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Pee Wee: What did the alien say to Boys’ Life?
Chubb: Beats me.
Pee Wee: “Take me to your reader.”

Joke by Judah B., Bellingham, Wash.
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Chris: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet?
Chip: Beats me.
Chris: Unidentified frying objects!

Joke by Christopher P., Georgetown, Ky
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Jay: What do you get when you cross an alien and something white and fluffy?
Joe: What?
Jay: A martian-mallow!

Joke by Jayson T., Fremont, Calif.
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Noah: What do you call an alien that lives in a bog?
Caleb: I have no idea. What?
Noah: A “marsh-in!”

Joke by Noah H., Madison, Conn.
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A book never written: “Proof of Extraterrestrials” by A. Leon Being.

Joke by Ryan B., Hawkins, Tex.
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