PAXTON: How do aliens harvest their crops? GEORGE: No clue. How? PAXTON: With tractor beams. Joke by Paxton S., Wethersfield, Connecticut0 commentsLoading...
Judah: What did the alien say to Boys’ Life ? Chuck: Beats me. Judah: “Take me to your reader.” Joke by Judah B., Bellingham, Washington2 commentsLoading...
Joshua: How do you get a baby alien to sleep? Darren: How? Joshua: You rocket. Joke by Joshua N., Sparta, North Carolina2 commentsLoading...
Ryan: Why were there only 18 letters in the alphabet? Tim: Tell me. Ryan: Because E.T. flew off in a UFO, and the CIA chased after him! Joke by Ryan M., Seal Beach, Calif.14 commentsLoading...
Jimmy: What did the alien say to the measuring cup? James: I have no idea. Jimmy: “Take me to your liter.” Joke by James S., Leesburg, Va.4 commentsLoading...
Pee Wee: What did the alien say to Boys’ Life? Chubb: Beats me. Pee Wee: “Take me to your reader.” Joke by Judah B., Bellingham, Wash.4 commentsLoading...
Chris: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet? Chip: Beats me. Chris: Unidentified frying objects! Joke by Christopher P., Georgetown, Ky10 commentsLoading...
Jay: What do you get when you cross an alien and something white and fluffy? Joe: What? Jay: A martian-mallow! Joke by Jayson T., Fremont, Calif.2 commentsLoading...
Noah: What do you call an alien that lives in a bog? Caleb: I have no idea. What? Noah: A “marsh-in!” Joke by Noah H., Madison, Conn.8 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Proof of Extraterrestrials” by A. Leon Being. Joke by Ryan B., Hawkins, Tex.4 commentsLoading...