Art jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

Zane: Why did the cottage cheese go to the art exhibit?
Cooper: I’m not sure.
Zane: Because it was cultured.

Joke by Zane H., Troy, Ohio
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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NICHOLAS: What kind of blood vessel likes drawing?
GEORGE: Which kind?
NICHOLAS: An artery!

Joke by Nicholas G., Charleston, South Carolina
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Parwaan: Which type of art hurts the most?
Pedro: No clue.
Parwaan: Pain-tings.

Joke by Parwaan V., San Ramon, California
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Coleman: What was the artistic cowboy best at?
Cody: Tell me.
Coleman: Drawing!

Joke by Coleman C., Richmond, Texas
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Logan: Why was the dog so good at coloring between the lines?
Matt: I have no idea.
Logan: It was a border collie!

Joke by Logan P., Marietta, Ga.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

Joke by Brandon S., Omaha, Neb.
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Bob: Why was the cap arrested?
Joe: I don’t know.
Bob: It was covering for the marker!

Joke by Erich G., Bluffton, S.C.
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