HUGO: I know why aliens haven’t come to Earth yet. TYLER: Why’s that? HUGO: They checked the reviews for our solar system and saw only one star. Joke by Hugo P., Austin, Texas0 commentsLoading...
TRENT: What did the moon say to the sun when they broke up? SEAN: Tell me. TRENT: “I think I need some space.” Joke by Trent S., Plano, Texas1 commentsLoading...
AYN: What do you get when a telescope crashes into a microscope? TIERRA: Tell me. AYN: A collide-oscope. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania1 commentsLoading...
TOMMY: When is the moon the heaviest? ROCCO: When? TOMMY: When it’s full. Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts0 commentsLoading...
Phil: How are false teeth like stars? Hank: Tell me. Phil: Both only come out at night! Joke by Phil N., Bedford, N.H.18 commentsLoading...
Brett: Where does the moon get a haircut? Kyle: Beats me. Brett: At lunar-e-clips! Joke by Gautam R., Danville, Calif.2 commentsLoading...
Walker: What did the sun say to the moon? Ben: I don’t know. What? Walker: “Looks like it’s my night off.” Joke by Walker G., Madison, Miss.19 commentsLoading...
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