Laugh at funny Astronomy jokes and comics for kids

GRYFFIN: What did Earth say to the asteroid?
JACKSON: I don’t know. What?
GRYFFIN: “Give me some space!”

Joke by Gryffin R., Englewood, Colorado
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HUGO: I know why aliens haven’t come to Earth yet.
TYLER: Why’s that?
HUGO: They checked the reviews for our solar system and saw only one star.

Joke by Hugo P., Austin, Texas
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TRENT: What did the moon say to the sun when they broke up?
SEAN: Tell me.
TRENT: “I think I need some space.”

Joke by Trent S., Plano, Texas
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AYN: What do you get when a telescope crashes into a microscope?
TIERRA: Tell me.
AYN: A collide-oscope.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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TOMMY: When is the moon the heaviest?
ROCCO: When?
TOMMY: When it’s full.

Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Phil: How are false teeth like stars?
Hank: Tell me.
Phil: Both only come out at night!

Joke by Phil N., Bedford, N.H.
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Brett: Where does the moon get a haircut?
Kyle: Beats me.
Brett: At lunar-e-clips!

Joke by Gautam R., Danville, Calif.
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Walker: What did the sun say to the moon?
Ben: I don’t know. What?
Walker: “Looks like it’s my night off.”

Joke by Walker G., Madison, Miss.
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