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ADAM: What’s a balloon’s least favorite kind of test?
PAIGE: Tell me.
ADAM: A pop quiz.

Joke by Adam E., Huntingdon Valley, Pennsylvania
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WILLA: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
DAISY: I’m not sure.
WILLA: Because she will let it go.

Joke by Willa S., Rockville, Maryland
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Hudson: What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music?
Faith: What?
Hudson: Pop!

Joke by Hudson S., Plano, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ERIC: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
YOUSEFF: I have no idea.
ERIC: She will let it go.

Joke by Eric R., Brea, California
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James: What is a balloon’s least favorite school activity?
Stephen: What?
James: A pop quiz.

Joke by James T., Benson, North Carolina
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John: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Jake: Tell me.
John: She’s sure to let it go.

Joke by Tanner A., Washoe Valley, Nevada
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Joey: What did the balloon say to the doctor?
Mark: What?
Joey: “I feel lightheaded!”

Joke by Joey G., Springboro, Ohio
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