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Billy: I quit my job as a banker.
Bob: Why?
Billy: I just lost interest.

Joke by Dylan B., Duluth, Georgia
1 comments

Jaron: Why can’t banks keep secrets?
Jim: Tell me.
Jaron: There are too many tellers!

Joke by Jaron S., Saline, Mich.
3 comments

Bill: What do you give the teller at a virtual bank?
Will: I dunno.
Bill: A reality check!

Joke by Joel R., American Fork, Utah
4 comments

Peter: How can you tell when a bank becomes bored?
Elaine: I don’t know.
Peter: When it starts losing interest!

Joke by John N., Goshen, N.Y.
15 comments

Joel: How does a banker make phone calls?
Vern: Beats me.
Joel: On a teller-phone!

Joke by Joel Q., Palisade, Colo.
7 comments

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