Laugh at funny Battery jokes and comics for kids

GEORGE: What did the general say to his battery army?
PENNY: Tell me.
GEORGE: “Charge!”

Joke by George D., Woodbridge, Virginia
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Comic by Edouard Blaise
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MATHEW: Why doesn’t a dead battery cost anything?
RYAN: Tell me.
MATHEW: Because it’s free of charge.

Joke by Mathew E., Aromas, California
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DAFFYNITION: Flashlight — A container for dead batteries and broken bulbs, usually discovered on the first night of a campout.

Joke by Paul A., Bellevue, Nebraska
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MARIANO: Why did the robot decide to go camping?
GAIL: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: Because it needed to recharge its batteries.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Mathew: Why doesn’t a dead battery cost anything?
Ryan: Why?
Mathew: Because it’s free of charge.

Joke by Mathew E., Aromas, California
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STEPHEN: What did the clock say when it ran out of batteries?
LACEY: I’m not sure.
STEPHEN: “I guess I’m out of time.”

Joke by Stephen B., Silver Spring, Maryland
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A PUNNY BOOK: "The Best Battery in the World" by Dora Cell.

Joke by Ryan G., Shirley, New York
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Mark J.: How much do dead batteries cost?
John J.: They’re free of charge.

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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Stuart: Want these dead batteries?
James: How much?
Stuart: They are free of charge.

Joke by Stuart T., Los Altos, California
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