DAFFYNITION: Flashlight — A container for dead batteries and broken bulbs, usually discovered on the first night of a campout. Joke by Paul A., Bellevue, Nebraska0 commentsLoading...
MARIANO: Why did the robot decide to go camping? GAIL: I’m not sure. MARIANO: Because it needed to recharge its batteries. Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska1 commentsLoading...
Mathew: Why doesn’t a dead battery cost anything? Ryan: Why? Mathew: Because it’s free of charge. Joke by Mathew E., Aromas, California0 commentsLoading...
STEPHEN: What did the clock say when it ran out of batteries? LACEY: I’m not sure. STEPHEN: “I guess I’m out of time.” Joke by Stephen B., Silver Spring, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
A PUNNY BOOK: "The Best Battery in the World" by Dora Cell. Joke by Ryan G., Shirley, New York0 commentsLoading...
Mark J.: How much do dead batteries cost? John J.: They’re free of charge. Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania4 commentsLoading...
Stuart: Want these dead batteries? James: How much? Stuart: They are free of charge. Joke by Stuart T., Los Altos, California3 commentsLoading...
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