Laugh at funny Belt jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

NIKOLAUS: What did zero say to eight?
JAKE: What?
NIKOLAUS: “Nice belt.”

Joke by Nikolaus M., Granbury, Texas
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MATT: Why did the belt go to jail?
BRIAN: I don’t know.
MATT: Because it held up a pair of pants.

Joke by Matt Z., St. Charles, Illinois
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ARHAN: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
ROHAN: I haven’t the foggiest.
ARHAN: A waist of time.

Joke by Arhan S., Sanford, Florida
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Matt: Why did the belt go to jail?
Brian: I don’t know.
Matt: Because it held up a pair of pants.

Joke by Matt Z., St. Charles, Illinois
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Mathias: What did 0 say to 8?
Jan: What?
Mathias: “Nice belt."

Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico
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Chris: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
Theo: Tell me.
Chris: A waist of time.

Joke by Chris M., Wichita, Kansas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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