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MICAH: What award does a bike without a bell get?
AARON: I’m not sure.
MICAH: The no-bell prize.

Joke by Micah R., Port Townsend, Washington
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CALVIN: Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike to school?
GEORGE: I don’t know; why not?
CALVIN: Its petals were broken.

Joke by Calvin O., Gilbert, Arizona
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JOE: My dog used to chase people on a bike.
TOM: What did you do to stop him?
JOE: I took his bike away.

Joke by Brandon R., Oxford, Kansas
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Johnny: What does the bike instructor always say about helmet safety?
Luke: I have no idea.
Johnny: “It’s wheelie important.”

Joke by Som K., Franklin Square, New York
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Joe: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
Tom: What did you do?
Joe: I took its bike away.

Joke by Brandon R., Oxford, Kansas
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Calvin: Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike to school?
George: I don’t know. Why?
Calvin: Its petals were broken.

Joke by Calvin O., Gilbert, Arizona
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Calvin: Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike to school?
George: I don’t know; why not?
Calvin: Its petals were broken.