A MAN TAKES HIS SICK CHIHUAHUA TO THE VET. A Labrador retriever comes in, sniffs the dog and leaves. Then a cat enters, stares at it for a while and leaves. The vet returns and hands over a $250 bill. The man says, “$250? I was here only 20 minutes!” “That’s right,” says the vet. “$100 for the lab test and $150 for the cat scan.” Joke by Remy W., Colorado Springs, Colorado0 commentsLoading...
RYAN: What does a duck say when it walks into a barber shop? LEVI: I’m clueless. RYAN: “Put it on my bill!” Joke by Ryan P., Scotts Valley, California0 commentsLoading...
QUIN: What does Thor get every month? SALLY: I have no idea. QUIN: A high electric bill. Joke by Christian P., Vista, California2 commentsLoading...
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