Victor: What’s the best way to throw a birthday party on Mars? Gary: What? Victor: You planet. Joke by Victor H. , Carle Place, New York2 commentsLoading...
MASON: What is a boat’s favorite part of a birthday party? ADAM: I’m stumped. MASON: The pin-yacht-a! Joke by Mason B., Eugene, Oregon0 commentsLoading...
MARCUS: Happy birthday, Bob. I have a poem for you. BOB: Cool! Let me hear it! MARCUS: Don’t worry about the past — you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the future — you can’t predict it. And don’t worry about the present — I didn’t get you one. Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
DAVID: What did you get for your birthday? COLIN: Older. Joke by Colin M., Ridgewood, New Jersey2 commentsLoading...
David: What did you get for your birthday? Colin: Older. Joke by Colin M., Ridgewood, New Jersey1 commentsLoading...
A punny book: "Celebrations" by Burt Day. Joke by Nathan K., Longmeadow, Massachusetts1 commentsLoading...