Will: Why do oars fall in love? Eric: Why? Will: Because they’re row-mantic. Joke by Will A., Nashville, Tenn.3 commentsLoading...
Howard: Knock, knock. Suzan: Who’s there? Howard: Canoe. Suzan: Canoe, who? Howard: Canoe answer the door, please? Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.1 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “How to Sail” by Bo Ting. Joke by Lucas N., Centerville, Minn.2 commentsLoading...
Kyle: What wears a uniform and floats in water? Jake: Tell me. Kyle: A buoy Scout! Joke by Kyle S., Derwood, Md.3 commentsLoading...
Howard: What do you call a discount at the boat store? Susan: I don’t know. Howard: A “two-for-one sail.” Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.1 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “I like the rear of the ship,” Tom said sternly. Joke by Nicholas A., Raleigh, N.C.2 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Different Types of Lockers” by Dave E. Jones. Joke by Joey J., Providence, Utah5 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “A Perfect Day for Sailing” by Wynn Dee. Joke by Adam S., Arden Hills, Minn.3 commentsLoading...
Teri: What do you call it when hundreds of people stand on a wooden dock? Jeri: Beats me. Teri: “Pier pressure.” Joke by Tearsa B., McMinnville, Ore.3 commentsLoading...
Scout: What happened to the sailor when he did poorly on his boating test? Sailor: Beats me. Scout: He got C-sick. Joke by Michael M., West Windsor, N.J.4 commentsLoading...
A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. “Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?” “I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.” Joke by Kyoji M., Cheswick, Pa.15 commentsLoading...
John: Where did Bugs Bunny park his boat? Joe: Where? John: At the what’s-up dock! Joke by Peter G., North Ridgeville, Ohio10 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: Why is mail that goes by sea called "CARgo" and mail that goes by land called "SHIPment"? Joke by Glenn G., Union City, Calif.109 commentsLoading...