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A PUNNY BOOK: "Building Mystery" by Sue Spence.

Joke by Syon M., Round Rock, Texas
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PABLO: What material did the turkey use to build a driveway?
CARSON: Not a clue.
PABLO: Gobblestones.

Joke by Pablo F., Wake Forest, North Carolina
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DENNIS: How do hands build houses?
JEFF: How?
DENNIS: With their fingernails.

Joke by Dennis G., Antioch, California
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A PUNNY BOOK: “Lego Creations” by Bill Ding.

Joke by Caleb J., Grovetown, Georgia
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why is it called a ‘building’ if it’s already built?”

Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California
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Dominic: How do penguins build their homes?
Chet: I don’t know.
Dominic: They igloo them.

Joke by Dominic R., Bethany, Connecticut
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: Why is it called a “building” if it’s already built?

Joke by Thomas G., Warren, Pennsylvania
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Innkeeper: The room is $50 a night, but only $25 if you make your own bed.
Guest: I’ll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: OK. I’ll get you some nails and wood.

Joke by Ryen H., Wenatchee, Washington
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Innkeeper: The room is $50 a night, but only $25 if you make your own bed.
Guest: I’ll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: OK. I’ll get you some nails and wood.

Joke by Ryen H., Wenatchee, Washington
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Mike: How do you fit more pigs on a farm?
Ray: How?
Mike: Build a sty scraper.


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Comic by Scott Nickel
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