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MICHAEL: What’s the shortest month of the year?
JIM: I’m not sure.
MICHAEL: May, because it only has three letters.

Joke by Michael C., Burke, Virginia
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Everett: Why couldn’t the calendar work late on Valentine’s Day?
Emily: Why?
Everett: It had a date.

Joke by Everett F., Irvine, California
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MOLLY: Dad, I’m afraid for the calendar.
DAD: Why?
MOLLY: Its days are numbered. 

Joke by Molly M., Shalimar, Florida
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JACK: Dad, I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
DAD: Jack, I told you not to take a day off.

Joke by Ethan L., Merrick, New York
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Jim: Did you hear about the burglars that stole a calendar?
Frank: No. What happened to them?
Jim: Well … they got 12 months.

Joke by Sri-Ahilan G., Monroe, New York
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Luke: What kind of fruit grows on the calendar?
Leia: What kind?
Luke: Dates.

Joke by Genevieve J., Stafford, Texas
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Alex: Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory?
Moses: No. What happened?
Alex: He took a day off .

Joke by Alex L., Irvine, California
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