MICHAEL: What’s the shortest month of the year? JIM: I’m not sure. MICHAEL: May, because it only has three letters. Joke by Michael C., Burke, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
Everett: Why couldn’t the calendar work late on Valentine’s Day? Emily: Why? Everett: It had a date. Joke by Everett F., Irvine, California1 commentsLoading...
MOLLY: Dad, I’m afraid for the calendar. DAD: Why? MOLLY: Its days are numbered. Joke by Molly M., Shalimar, Florida6 commentsLoading...
JACK: Dad, I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. DAD: Jack, I told you not to take a day off. Joke by Ethan L., Merrick, New York0 commentsLoading...
Jim: Did you hear about the burglars that stole a calendar? Frank: No. What happened to them? Jim: Well … they got 12 months. Joke by Sri-Ahilan G., Monroe, New York1 commentsLoading...
Luke: What kind of fruit grows on the calendar? Leia: What kind? Luke: Dates. Joke by Genevieve J., Stafford, Texas0 commentsLoading...
Alex: Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory? Moses: No. What happened? Alex: He took a day off . Joke by Alex L., Irvine, California2 commentsLoading...
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