Laugh at funny Card game jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

HAZEL: Why couldn’t the pirates play UNO?
EMILY: Why?
HAZEL: Because the captain was standing on the deck.

Joke by Hazel E., Vashon, Washington
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.

“Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.”

“Good. What comes after three?”

“Four,” answered the boy.

“What comes after six?”

“Seven.”

“Very good,” said the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. And what comes after 10?”

“Jack.”

Joke by Christopher P., Long Beach, Calif.
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Greg: Knock, Knock.
Brad: Who’s there?
Greg: Adelia.
Brad: Adelia, who?
Greg: Adelia the cards, and we can play gin!

Joke by Greg S., El Dorado Hills, Calif.
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