Laugh at funny Cashew jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

BRODY: Knock, knock.
HENRY: Who’s there?
BRODY: Cash.
HENRY: Cash, who?
BRODY: No, thanks, but I’ll have a peanut.

Joke by Brody B., Mazeppa, Minnesota
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Brody: Knock, knock.
Henry: Who’s there?
Brody: Cash.
Henry: Cash, who?
Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Joke by Brody B., Mazeppa, Minnesota
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HANSEN: What nuts can protect your feet on a hike?
EDWARD: I don’t know.
HANSEN: Cashews.

Joke by Hansen B., Rawlings, Maryland
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Jill: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Jenny: I haven’t the foggiest.
Jill: “Cashew!”

Joke by T.J. M., Waterville, Ohio
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