DECLAN: Do you know why water is heavier than butane? SEAN: No. Why? DECLAN: Because butane is a lighter fluid. Joke by Declan A., Broken Arrow, Oklahoma0 commentsLoading...
CALLUM: I told a bad chemistry joke once. GREG: What happened? CALLUM: It didn’t get much of a reaction. Joke by Callum C., Fairfax, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
AUSTIN: What’s a tree’s favorite subject? SALLY: I’m stumped. AUSTIN: Chemis-tree. Joke by Austin L. , Vestavia Hills, Alabama0 commentsLoading...
Taha: Do you want to hear a joke about chemistry? Billy: Sure. Taha: Never mind; all of them Argon. Ha! I slapped my Neon that one. Joke by Taha M., Allentown, Pennsylvania1 commentsLoading...
Mike: Want to hear a chemistry joke? Logan: Sure. Mike: Sorry. All of them argon. Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas1 commentsLoading...
Mike: Do you have any sodium jokes? George: Na. Joke by Nathan C., Redwood City, Calif.0 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “How are the elements organized?” Tom asked periodically. Joke by Nathan P., Westford, Mass.2 commentsLoading...
Adam: Why did the atoms cross the road? Chet: Beats me. Adam: It was time to split! Joke by Miklos S., Rockville, Md.1 commentsLoading...
Bryan: What’s a mad scientist’s favorite kind of dog? Brad: Beats me. Bryan: A lab! Joke by Bryan M., Waseca, Minn.7 commentsLoading...
Tanner: Why was the chemist angry? Robbie: Tell me. Tanner: Because he was a mad scientist. Joke by Tanner M., Frenchtown, N.J.4 commentsLoading...
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O. Joke by Caleb R., Jackson, Mich.10 commentsLoading...
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