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DECLAN: Do you know why water is heavier than butane?
SEAN: No. Why?
DECLAN: Because butane is a lighter fluid.

Joke by Declan A., Broken Arrow, Oklahoma
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CALLUM: I told a bad chemistry joke once.
GREG: What happened?
CALLUM: It didn’t get much of a reaction.

Joke by Callum C., Fairfax, Virginia
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AUSTIN: What’s a tree’s favorite subject?
SALLY: I’m stumped.
AUSTIN: Chemis-tree.

Joke by Austin L. , Vestavia Hills, Alabama
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Taha: Do you want to hear a joke about chemistry?
Billy: Sure.
Taha: Never mind; all of them Argon. Ha! I slapped my Neon that one.

Joke by Taha M., Allentown, Pennsylvania
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Mike: Want to hear a chemistry joke?
Logan: Sure.
Mike: Sorry. All of them argon.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Mike: Do you have any sodium jokes?
George: Na.

Joke by Nathan C., Redwood City, Calif.
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Tom Swiftie: “How are the elements organized?” Tom asked periodically.

Joke by Nathan P., Westford, Mass.
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Adam: Why did the atoms cross the road?
Chet: Beats me.
Adam: It was time to split!

Joke by Miklos S., Rockville, Md.
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Bryan: What’s a mad scientist’s favorite kind of dog?
Brad: Beats me.
Bryan: A lab!

Joke by Bryan M., Waseca, Minn.
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Tanner: Why was the chemist angry?
Robbie: Tell me.
Tanner: Because he was a mad scientist.

Joke by Tanner M., Frenchtown, N.J.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.

Joke by Caleb R., Jackson, Mich.
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