Chess jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Scott Masear
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LUKE: What nut do you find when playing chess?
CHARLIE: Tell me.
LUKE: A chess-nut!

Joke by Luke C., Rockville, Maryland
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. The man watched the game in astonishment for a while.

“I can hardly believe my eyes!” he said. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”

“He’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five.”

Joke by Aaron K., Williamsport, Md.
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Bob: What did the chessmaster say when he wanted his friend to look at something?
Nob: What?
Bob: "CHECK this out, MATE."

Joke by Wilhelm B., Clarksville, Tenn.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. Soon the manager asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked as they moved off.

"Because I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

Joke by Tim S., Ballwin, Mo.
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