Laugh at funny Chores jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

PATRICK: What kind of ship makes you do chores?
SEAN: I don’t know. What kind?
PATRICK: A mothership!

Joke by Patrick A., Plover, Wisconsin
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Jeffrey: What do you call someone who searches for paper towels?
Erin: I dunno.
Jeffrey: A “Bounty hunter.”

Joke by Jeffrey K., Justin, Texas
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A book never written: “Clean Your Room” by Dale E. Chores.

Joke by Luke B., Raleigh, N.C.
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Sam: What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
Frank: I don’t know.
Sam: The “grim sweeper.”

Joke by Sam M., Pittsburgh, Pa.
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Daffynition: Pilot — What you do with wood after you cut and split it.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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A book never written: “Good Cleaning” by Dustin D. House.

Joke by Colin W., Modesto, Calif.
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Howard: What do you get when you cross a sweeping device and a toy?
Suzie: I haven’t a clue.
Howard: A broom-a-rang!

Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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