Laugh at funny Church jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

RHETT: Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
HANK: No clue.
RHETT: Because they don’t have any organs.

Joke by Rhett A., Louisa, Virginia
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Comic by ThomasToons
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John: What do you see flying around churches?
Jerry: Beats me.
John: Birds of pray.

Joke by John C., Houston, Texas
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Suzie: What do you call wedding arguments?
Howie: I don’t know.
Suzie: “Altar-cations.”

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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Lyle: Did you know baseball is the first sport in the Bible?
Dale: No, I didn’t.
Lyle: Yep, in Genesis it says, “In the big inning!”

Joke by Lyle H., Westerville, Neb
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A book never written: “A Place to Preach” by Paul Pitt.

Joke by Philip T., Jacksonville, Fla.
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