Laugh at funny Clock jokes and comics for kids

AYN: How do you know when a clock is really hungry?
KATIE: I haven’t the foggiest.
AYN: It goes back for seconds.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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BRANDON: Why did the clock enroll in medical school?
BRICE: Why?
BRANDON: Because time heals all wounds.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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BRANDON: What is a clever clock called?
LIAM: I’m not sure.
BRANDON: Clockwise.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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JEAN: Why was the dog afraid of the clock?
KEN: Tell me.
JEAN: He was scared of its ticks.

Joke by Jean M., Ankeny, Iowa
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LUCY: What has hands but can’t clap?
ANNIE: Tell me.
LUCY: A clock.

Joke by Lucy M., West Linn, Oregon
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STEPHEN: What did the clock say when it ran out of batteries?
LACEY: I’m not sure.
STEPHEN: “I guess I’m out of time.”

Joke by Stephen B., Silver Spring, Maryland
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STEVEN: Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
JAMES: No.
STEVEN: It’s very time-consuming.

Joke by Aiden M., Logan, Utah
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Cole: What time is it when your clock strikes 13?
Patrick: I haven’t the foggiest.
Cole: It’s time to get a new clock.

Joke by Cole W., Center Moriches, New York
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IIAN: Why did Jimmy throw his clock out of the window?
NICK: Why?
IIAN: He wanted to see time fly.

Joke by Ilan K., Brooklyn, New York
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James: Why did the man sit on a clock?
Mike: I don’t know. Why?
James: Because he was told to work overtime.

Joke by James S., Freeport, Maine
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GABRIEL: What time is it when you see six chickens?
JENN: I don’t know.
GABRIEL: Six o’cluck.

Joke by Gabriel G., Oakton, Virginia
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JUSTIN: Why did you throw the clock out the window?
SAM: I wanted to see time fly.

Joke by Justin C., Oxford, Connecticut
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ALEX: What do you call a walking clock?
DAN: What?
ALEX: Time travel.

Joke by Alex N., Chesterfield, Virginia
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Tony: I bet clocks make great comedians.
Sal: Why?
Tony: They say timing’s everything.

Joke by Tony G., Buffalo, New York
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Andrew: What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
Pedro: Tell me.
Andrew: It goes back four seconds.

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
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Caleb: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
Jim: No. What happened?
Caleb: It went back four seconds.

Joke by Caleb R., Gig Harbor, Washington
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Chris: Knock, knock.
Kevin: Who’s there?
Chris: Ben.
Kevin: Ben, who?
Chris: Ben standing here for an hour!

Joke by Christopher Z., Hopewell Junction, N.Y.
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Larry: How do you know when a clock is hungry?
Ben: Tell me.
Larry: When it goes back for seconds.

Joke by Ikenna A., Charleston, S.C.
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