JEAN: Why was the dog afraid of the clock? KEN: Tell me. JEAN: He was scared of its ticks. Joke by Jean M., Ankeny, Iowa0 commentsLoading...
LUCY: What has hands but can’t clap? ANNIE: Tell me. LUCY: A clock. Joke by Lucy M., West Linn, Oregon0 commentsLoading...
STEPHEN: What did the clock say when it ran out of batteries? LACEY: I’m not sure. STEPHEN: “I guess I’m out of time.” Joke by Stephen B., Silver Spring, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
STEVEN: Have you ever tried to eat a clock? JAMES: No. STEVEN: It’s very time-consuming. Joke by Aiden M., Logan, Utah0 commentsLoading...
Cole: What time is it when your clock strikes 13? Patrick: I haven’t the foggiest. Cole: It’s time to get a new clock. Joke by Cole W., Center Moriches, New York2 commentsLoading...
IIAN: Why did Jimmy throw his clock out of the window? NICK: Why? IIAN: He wanted to see time fly. Joke by Ilan K., Brooklyn, New York4 commentsLoading...
James: Why did the man sit on a clock? Mike: I don’t know. Why? James: Because he was told to work overtime. Joke by James S., Freeport, Maine0 commentsLoading...
GABRIEL: What time is it when you see six chickens? JENN: I don’t know. GABRIEL: Six o’cluck. Joke by Gabriel G., Oakton, Virginia2 commentsLoading...
JUSTIN: Why did you throw the clock out the window? SAM: I wanted to see time fly. Joke by Justin C., Oxford, Connecticut17 commentsLoading...
ALEX: What do you call a walking clock? DAN: What? ALEX: Time travel. Joke by Alex N., Chesterfield, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
Tony: I bet clocks make great comedians. Sal: Why? Tony: They say timing’s everything. Joke by Tony G., Buffalo, New York0 commentsLoading...
Andrew: What does a clock do when it’s hungry? Pedro: Tell me. Andrew: It goes back four seconds. Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah0 commentsLoading...
Caleb: Did you hear about the hungry clock? Jim: No. What happened? Caleb: It went back four seconds. Joke by Caleb R., Gig Harbor, Washington0 commentsLoading...
Chris: Knock, knock. Kevin: Who’s there? Chris: Ben. Kevin: Ben, who? Chris: Ben standing here for an hour! Joke by Christopher Z., Hopewell Junction, N.Y.1 commentsLoading...
Larry: How do you know when a clock is hungry? Ben: Tell me. Larry: When it goes back for seconds. Joke by Ikenna A., Charleston, S.C.9 commentsLoading...
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