Laugh at funny Coffee jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

DANE: What kind of money do they use in space?
DANA: Tell me.
DANE: Starbucks.

Joke by Dane M., Pomona, New York
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A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.

He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”

The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”

Joke by Aaron W., Groton, New York
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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MAN: Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.
WAITER: Yessir, it’s fresh ground.

Joke by Chas K., Appleton, Wisconsin
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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BRANDON: What did the barista say after receiving a tip?
BRETT: What?
BRANDON: “Thanks a latte!”

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Comic by Scott Masear
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ALEXANDER: What’s a young elk’s favorite coffee shop?
ELI: What?
ALEXANDER: Starbucks!

Joke by Alexander D., Clovis, California
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Joshua: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Jake: Why?
Joshua: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

Joke by Joshua J., Henderson, Nevada
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Anthony: Which Star Wars character likes coffee the most?
Thomas: Which one?
Anthony: Java the Hutt.

Joke by Anthony P., Columbia, Maryland
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.

He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”

The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”

Joke by Aaron W., Groton, New York
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Sam: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Pam: Why?
Sam: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

Joke by Sam P., Merrimack, New Hampshire
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Jerry: What did Admiral Ackbar say when he got his coffee?
Jason: I haven’t the foggiest.
Jerry: It’s a frappe!

Joke by Dylan B., Duluth, Georgia
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