MAN: Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud. WAITER: Yessir, it’s fresh ground. Joke by Chas K., Appleton, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
BRANDON: What did the barista say after receiving a tip? BRETT: What? BRANDON: “Thanks a latte!” Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington 0 commentsLoading...
ALEXANDER: What’s a young elk’s favorite coffee shop? ELI: What? ALEXANDER: Starbucks! Joke by Alexander D., Clovis, California0 commentsLoading...
Joshua: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Jake: Why? Joshua: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks! Joke by Joshua J., Henderson, Nevada0 commentsLoading...
Anthony: Which Star Wars character likes coffee the most? Thomas: Which one? Anthony: Java the Hutt. Joke by Anthony P., Columbia, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out. He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!” The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!” Joke by Aaron W., Groton, New York24 commentsLoading...
Sam: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Pam: Why? Sam: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks! Joke by Sam P., Merrimack, New Hampshire1 commentsLoading...
Jerry: What did Admiral Ackbar say when he got his coffee? Jason: I haven’t the foggiest. Jerry: It’s a frappe! Joke by Dylan B., Duluth, Georgia0 commentsLoading...