Cold jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

ABIR: Which is faster: heat or cold?
AMY: I don’t know.
ABIR: Heat. You can catch a cold.

Joke by Abir M., Cupertino, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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TOM SWIFTY: “I wish I’d never come to the North Pole,” Tom said coldly.

Joke by Owen B., Maplewood, New Jersey
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RYAN: What do you call a frozen sandwich?
TOM: Tell me.
RYAN: A brrrrr-ger.

Joke by Ryan E., Wakefield, Rhode Island
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SIMON: Dad, can you turn the heat on? I am freezing.
DAD: Go to the corner. It’s 90 degrees.

Joke by Simon K., Scottsdale, Arizona
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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NOAH: What kind of sandwich is always cold?
NATE: What kind?
NOAH: A brr-ger.

Joke by Noah S., Neeham, Massachusetts
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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JACK: My friend was cold, so I told him to stand in a corner.
BILLY: Why?
JACK: Because corners are 90 degrees.

Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Alex: Knock, knock.
Mom: Who’s there?
Alex: Will.
Mom: Will, who?
Alex: Will you let me in? It’s cold out here.

Joke by Alexander B., St. Charles, Illinois
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Joe: What does a painter do when he gets cold?
Albert: What?
Joe: He puts on another coat.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Andrew: What does a mountain wear when it gets cold?
Rafael: Tell me.
Andrew: An ice cap.

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
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Max: What do trees wear when they are cold?
Nick: Tell me.
Max: Fir coats.

Joke by Maximillian R., Rancho Palos Verdes, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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