ELIZABETH: Why did the sun skip college? JENNIFER: Why? ELIZABETH: Because it already has a million degrees. Joke by Elizabeth D., Ashland, Oregon0 commentsLoading...
Kylie: Why didn’t the sun go to college? Jake: Tell me. Kylie: Because it already had a million degrees. Joke by Kylie D., Rockville, Maryland2 commentsLoading...
Sam: Where do belly buttons go to college? Pedro: Beats me. Sam: The U.S. Navel Academy! Joke by Sam W., Columbia, Md.2 commentsLoading...
George: Why did the thermometer go to college? Steve: Why? George: To obtain a higher degree! Joke by Brad S., Cheyenne, Wyo.10 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Smart Car—An automobile with a diploma. Joke by Christopher H., Winfield, Pa.7 commentsLoading...
Dear Dad, $chool i$ great. I'm making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on Dear Son, I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad Joke by Jacob P., Orem, Utah476 commentsLoading...
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