Laugh at funny Construction jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

JEREMY: I’ve got a great joke about construction.
FAITH: Let’s hear it.
JEREMY: I’m still working on it.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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JOSH: Want to hear my construction joke?
JADE: Sure!
JOSH: Sorry, I’m still working on it.

Joke by Josh K., Smithfield, Rhode Island
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Masear
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AARAV: What do you call a snake with a hard hat?
AARON: What?
AARAV: A boa constructor.

Joke by Aarav M., Cypress, Texas
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Matthew: Want to hear a construction joke?
Chet: OK.
Matthew: Never mind. It still needs some work.

Joke by Matthew R., Oakley , California
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A book never written: “How to Build a House” by Han D. Mann.

Joke by Quinn S., Brunswick, Maine
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A book never written: “Construction for Dummies” by Bill D. House.

Joke by Caleb W., Issaquah, Wash.
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Parker: What kind of building weighs the least?
Monty: I don’t know.
Parker: A lighthouse.

Joke by Parker O., Overland Park, Kan.
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Andrew: How did it feel when the racer crashed through the window?
Gil: I don’t know.
Andrew: Very pane-ful!

Joke by Andrew G., Lexington, Miss.
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A book never written: “New York Architecture” by Brooke Lynn Bridge.

Joke by Lila F., Arlington, Texas
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Peter: How does an Eskimo repair his house?
Elaine: I don’t know.
Peter: He uses i-glue!

Joke by Eric M., Frisco, Texas
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A book never written: “Constructing a House” by Bill Dean Blocks.

Joke by Ethan S., Centennial, Colo.
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A book never written: “Constructing a House” by Bill Dean Blocks.

Joke by Ethan S., Centennial, Colo.
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Avery: Why don’t windows like jokes?
Alden: Beats me.
Avery: They don’t like getting cracked up.

Joke by Avery R., Keller, Tex.
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Jacob: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Jason: I don’t know.
Jacob: Snow cones!

Joke by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, N.J.
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A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day.

Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day.

The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read: “For best results, put on two coats.”

Joke by Krishna P., Albany, Calif.
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Austin: Why do drills have no friends?
Anthony: Why?
Austin: Because they’re always boring!

Joke by Matthew C., Basking Ridge, N.J.
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A book never written: “Tighten a Drill Bit” by Chuck Key.

Joke by John K., Phoenix, Ariz.
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