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ZOE: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
LACY: I’m not sure.
ZOE: Because it was feeling crumby.

Joke by Zoe G., San Francisco, California
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TEACHER: Bob, if you had 10 cookies and I asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?
BOB: If you asked me? 10.

Joke by Jason F., Maple Grove, Minnesota 
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Seth: Knock, knock.
Sam: Who’s there?
Seth: Arthur.
Sam: Arthur, who?
Seth: Arthur any more cookies? I’m hungry.

Joke by Allen N., Fergus Falls, Minnesota
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Edward: What’s a computer’s favorite dessert?
Sam: Tell me.
Edward: Cookies!

Joke by Edward B., Rawlings, Maryland
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PARWAAN: What is a computer’s favorite snack?
PEDRO: I don’t know.
PARWAAN: Cookies.

Joke by Parwaan V., San Ramon, California
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TOM SWIFTY: “I thought there were 50 cookies in this jar,” Tom recounted.

Joke by Riya T., Short Hills, New Jersey
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Grady: Why was the cookie sad?
Luca: I’m stumped.
Grady: Because its mom was a wafer so long.

Joke by Grady S., Spanish Fort, Alabama
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Parwaan: What is a computer’s favorite snack?
Pedro: I don’t know. What?
Parwaan: Cookies.

Joke by Parwaan V., San Ramon, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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