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CARMEN: Why are raindrops so cool?
YARA: I haven’t the foggiest.
CARMEN: Because they have that drip.

Joke by Carmen, Chicago, Illinois
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SARAH: Why did the grandma sleep in the refrigerator?
QUAN: Why?
SARAH: Because she wanted to be a cool grandma.

Joke by Sarah B. , Naperville, Illinois
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Pilot: Do you know what the propeller does?
Scout: It provides thrust for the plane to fly.
Pilot: Actually, it keeps the pilot cool. If it stops, I’ll start sweating.

Joke by Alan B., Milpitas, California 
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AKHIL: Why did the pickle wear sunglasses to the beach?
VARAN: Not sure.
AKHIL: He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.

Joke by Akhil C., Pleasanton, California
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CALVIN: What did the frog say to the toad?
JOEL: What?
CALVIN: “You’re toad-ally cool!”

Joke by Calvin K., Anchorage, Alaska
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SPARKLES: What’s the coolest letter in the alphabet?
SAM: Which one?
SPARKLES: B, because it’s surrounded by A/C.

Joke by Sparkles R., Matthews, North Carolina
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RYKER: What is cooler than a talking bird?
GINA: I don’t know. What?
RYKER: A spelling bee.

Joke by Ryker J., Bixby, Oklahoma
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