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ANJANA: What’s a happy cowboy’s favorite candy?
SARAH: What?
ANJANA: A Jolly Rancher.

Joke by Anjana A., Montvale, New Jersey
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Robbie: What do you call a happy cowboy?
Steve: What?
Robbie: A jolly rancher.

Joke by Robbie W., Alpharetta, Georgia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Coleman: What was the artistic cowboy best at?
Cody: Tell me.
Coleman: Drawing!

Joke by Coleman C., Richmond, Texas
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Brent: Why did the circle leave the square dance?
Ben: Why?
Brent: No one wanted him around!

Joke by Brent J., Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Dave: What do you call a happy herder of cattle?
Dan: I don’t know.
Dave: A “jolly rancher”!

Joke by David D., Dayton, Ohio
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A book never written: “How to Start a Ranch” by Brandon Cows.

Joke by Jake K., Brighton, Colo.
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A book never written: “Cowboy Lassos” by Larry Ett.

Joke by Julian T., Houston, Tex.
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Tom: How do rodeo cowboys become rich?
Bill: You stumped me.
Tom: Their horses always give them a buck or two.

Joke by Drew B., McMinnville, Ore.
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Chris: Where do cowboys go to think?
Duncan: I don’t know.
Chris: The ponder-osa.

Joke by Christopher C., Wakefield, R.I.
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