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ALEX: Why did the zombie cross the road?
DAVID: I don’t know.
ALEX: To get to the dead end.

Joke by Alex W., Lincoln, Nebraska
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MAX: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
MAX: Because the chicken was out sick.

Joke by Max L., Northbrook, Illinois
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AARAV: Why did the duck cross the road?
STEVE: I give up.
AARAV:
To prove that it was not a chicken.

Joke by Aarav A., Mill Creek, Washington
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BEN: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
DAWN: I don’t know.
BEN: To prove it’s not a chicken.

Joke by Ben H., Clifton Park, New York
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BEN: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
JAMES: I don’t know. Why?
BEN: To get to the other slide.

Joke by Ben F., River Hills, Wisconsin
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ELIZABETH: Why did the turtle cross the road?
KATE: Tell me.
ELIZABETH: To get to a Shell station.

Joke by Elizabeth J., Sugar Land, Texas
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XAVIER: Why did the baseball player cross the road?
KADEN: Why?
XAVIER: Because he wanted to get home.

Joke by Xavier W., Prattville, Alabama
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AARAV: Why did the chicken cross the road?
STEVE: I’m stumped.
AARAV: To escape KFC!

Joke by Aarav M., Cypress, Texas
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BOB: Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
BILL: Why?
BOB: Because it had no guts.

Joke by Aryan S., Collegeville, Pennsylvania
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Brandon: Why did the barber cross the road?
Paul: Why?
Brandon: Because he didn’t believe in shortcuts.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Umit: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Abe: Why?
Umit: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Joke by Umit S., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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Seena: Why did the gum cross the road?
Jerod: Why?
Seena: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Joke by Seena B., Mesquite, Texas
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Damian: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Carl: Why?
Damian: To get to the other slide.

Joke by Damian E., Washington, D.C.
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Brian: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Phil: Why?
Brian: The chicken was on vacation!

Joke by Stephen D., San Jose, Calif.
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Dominic: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Perry: I don’t know.
Dominic: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

Joke by Dominic V., Sheboygan, Wis.
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Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bob: I don’t know.
Biff: It was Thanksgiving, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!

Joke by Rachy Y., Waianae, Hawaii
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Warped Wiseman says: “A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.”

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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Kelby: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Graham: Beats me.
Kelby: He heard the referee calling fowls!

Joke by Kelby D., Firth, Idaho
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