ALEX: Why did the zombie cross the road? DAVID: I don’t know. ALEX: To get to the dead end. Joke by Alex W., Lincoln, Nebraska0 commentsLoading...
MAX: Why did the dinosaur cross the street? SAM: I haven’t the foggiest. MAX: Because the chicken was out sick. Joke by Max L., Northbrook, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
AARAV: Why did the duck cross the road? STEVE: I give up. AARAV: To prove that it was not a chicken. Joke by Aarav A., Mill Creek, Washington0 commentsLoading...
BEN: Why did the turkey cross the road twice? DAWN: I don’t know. BEN: To prove it’s not a chicken. Joke by Ben H., Clifton Park, New York0 commentsLoading...
BEN: Why did the chicken cross the playground? JAMES: I don’t know. Why? BEN: To get to the other slide. Joke by Ben F., River Hills, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
ELIZABETH: Why did the turtle cross the road? KATE: Tell me. ELIZABETH: To get to a Shell station. Joke by Elizabeth J., Sugar Land, Texas1 commentsLoading...
XAVIER: Why did the baseball player cross the road? KADEN: Why? XAVIER: Because he wanted to get home. Joke by Xavier W., Prattville, Alabama1 commentsLoading...
AARAV: Why did the chicken cross the road? STEVE: I’m stumped. AARAV: To escape KFC! Joke by Aarav M., Cypress, Texas1 commentsLoading...
BOB: Why did the skeleton not cross the road? BILL: Why? BOB: Because it had no guts. Joke by Aryan S., Collegeville, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
Brandon: Why did the barber cross the road? Paul: Why? Brandon: Because he didn’t believe in shortcuts. Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington3 commentsLoading...
Umit: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Abe: Why? Umit: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot. Joke by Umit S., Virginia Beach, Virginia13 commentsLoading...
Seena: Why did the gum cross the road? Jerod: Why? Seena: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot. Joke by Seena B., Mesquite, Texas4 commentsLoading...
Damian: Why did the chicken cross the playground? Carl: Why? Damian: To get to the other slide. Joke by Damian E., Washington, D.C.17 commentsLoading...
Brian: Why did the turkey cross the road? Phil: Why? Brian: The chicken was on vacation! Joke by Stephen D., San Jose, Calif.1 commentsLoading...
Dominic: Why did the turkey cross the road? Perry: I don’t know. Dominic: To prove he wasn’t a chicken! Joke by Dominic V., Sheboygan, Wis.1 commentsLoading...
Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road? Bob: I don’t know. Biff: It was Thanksgiving, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken! Joke by Rachy Y., Waianae, Hawaii3 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman says: “A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.” Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.3 commentsLoading...
Kelby: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Graham: Beats me. Kelby: He heard the referee calling fowls! Joke by Kelby D., Firth, Idaho5 commentsLoading...
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