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GRAYDEN: Why did the manatee cross the sea?
EVERETT: No clue.
GRAYDEN: To get to the other tide.

Joke by Grayden L., Mount Dora, Florida
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Joe: What do you get when you cross elephants and fish?
Joel: I don’t know. What?
Joe: Swimming trunks.

Joke by Nicholas L., Lynbrook, New York
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ALLISON: Why did the marshmallow cross the road?
BILL: Why?
ALLISON: It knew there was s’more to life.

Joke by Allison D., Sammamish, Washington
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ZANE: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
SAM: Why?
ZANE: To get to the other slide.

Joke by Zane K., Glen Allen, Virginia
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OREN: What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
TYLER: I’m stumped.
OREN: Wet feet.

Joke by Oren S., Arvada, Colorado
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TOM SWIFTY: “These lines keep intersecting,” Tom said crossly.

Joke by Thiru P., Columbus, Ohio
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