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Harry: What dairy hurts you the most?
George: I’m stumped.
Harry: Sharp cheddar.

Joke by Harry B., Williamsburg, Virginia
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MATT: Want to hear a joke about dairy?
JOHN: Sure.
MATT: Nah, it’s too cheesy.

Joke by Matthew C., Fair Oaks, California
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CIAN: Yesterday a man threw a glass of milk at me.
DEAN: What did you do?
CIAN: I thought, “How dairy!”

Joke by Cian E., Pacifica, California
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Daffynition - Butterfly: Throwing of dairy products.

Joke by Logan C., Richland Hills, Texas
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