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Harper: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Finley: No idea.
Harper: On the dark side.

Joke by Harper O., West Fargo, North Dakota
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ALLISON: What’s Darth Vader’s favorite candy?
SARAH: I don’t know.
ALLISON: Dark chocolate.

Joke by Allison J., Little Rock, Arkansas
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NIKOLAY: How does Darth Vader like his hot chocolate?
TYLER: How?
NIKOLAY: On the dark side.

Joke by Nikolay S., Kalispell, Montana
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JOHN: Why does Luke Skywalker sleep with the light on?
JIMMY: I don’t know.
JOHN: Because he’s afraid of the Darth.

Joke by John C., San Francisco, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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MARIANO: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
SARAH: I don’t know.
MARIANO: He felt his presents.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Nikou: What is Darth Vader’s favorite kind of chocolate?
Nila: I don’t know.
Nikou: Darth chocolate!

Joke by Christian Nikou B., Rockville, Maryland
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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BEN: What do you call an evil fisherman?
GWEN: What?
BEN: Darth Baiter.

Joke by Ben F., Winchendon, Massachusetts
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Ben: What do you call an evil fisherman?
Steven: What?
Ben: Darth Baiter.

Joke by Ben F., Winchendon, Massachusetts
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Ronan: Why are there no stairs in the Death Star?
Kevin: Why?
Ronan: Because everyone uses the ele-Vader.

Joke by Ronan W., Stow, Massachusetts
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Dallin: Why can’t children play with Darth Vader?
Joe: I have no clue.
Dallin: Because he is a choking hazard.

Joke by Dallin W., Pinetop, Arizona
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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