A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out. He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!” The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!” Joke by Aaron W., Groton, New York3 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
TOMASZ: What did the dirt say to the rain? CINDY: I haven’t the foggiest. TOMASZ: “Thanks to you, my name is mud.” Joke by Tomasz R., Anchorage, Alaska1 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
