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JOEY: Did you hear about the guy who dreamt he was a muffler?
ROSS: No. What happened?
JOEY: He woke up exhausted.

Joke by Joey V., Capac, Michigan
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Carson: Last night I had a dream.
Phil: What happened?
Carson: I dreamed I was swimming in a pool of orange soda, but it was just a Fanta-sea.

Joke by Carson C., Fort Worth, Texas
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Jake: Last night, I had a terrible dream that I ate a giant marshmallow.
Doug: Why is that so terrible?
Jake: When I woke up, my pillow was missing.

Joke by Jacob S., Ambler, Pennsylvania
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Joey: Did you hear about the guy who dreamt he was a muffler?
Ross: No. What happened?
Joey: He woke up exhausted.

Joke by Joey V., Capac, Michigan
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Joey: Did you hear about the guy who dreamt he was a muffler?
Ross: No. What happened?
Joey: He woke up exhausted.

Joke by Joey V., Capac, Michigan
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Peter: What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Elaine: Tell me.
Peter: Suite dreams.

Joke by Paige S., Raleigh, N.C.
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Sam: One night I dreamed I was a muffler.
Jeremy: Really? What happened?
Sam: I woke up exhausted.

Joke by Samuel E., Kemp, Tex.
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Nick: What a nightmare -- I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow.
Rick: What’s so bad about that?
Nick: When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

Joke by Nick S., Overland Park, Kan.
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