JOEY: Did you hear about the guy who dreamt he was a muffler? ROSS: No. What happened? JOEY: He woke up exhausted. Joke by Joey V., Capac, Michigan3 commentsLoading...
Carson: Last night I had a dream. Phil: What happened? Carson: I dreamed I was swimming in a pool of orange soda, but it was just a Fanta-sea. Joke by Carson C., Fort Worth, Texas1 commentsLoading...
Jake: Last night, I had a terrible dream that I ate a giant marshmallow. Doug: Why is that so terrible? Jake: When I woke up, my pillow was missing. Joke by Jacob S., Ambler, Pennsylvania14 commentsLoading...
Joey: Did you hear about the guy who dreamt he was a muffler? Ross: No. What happened? Joey: He woke up exhausted. Joke by Joey V., Capac, Michigan1 commentsLoading...
Joey: Did you hear about the guy who dreamt he was a muffler? Ross: No. What happened? Joey: He woke up exhausted. Joke by Joey V., Capac, Michigan1 commentsLoading...
Peter: What kind of dreams do hotels have? Elaine: Tell me. Peter: Suite dreams. Joke by Paige S., Raleigh, N.C.1 commentsLoading...
Sam: One night I dreamed I was a muffler. Jeremy: Really? What happened? Sam: I woke up exhausted. Joke by Samuel E., Kemp, Tex.23 commentsLoading...
Nick: What a nightmare -- I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow. Rick: What’s so bad about that? Nick: When I woke up, my pillow was gone. Joke by Nick S., Overland Park, Kan.11 commentsLoading...