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JOSHUA: What is Earth’s favorite drink?
TYLER: I don’t know.
JOSHUA: Mountain Dew.

Joke by Joshua M., Allen, Texas
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Gabe: Why wasn’t the man hurt when the soda hit him?
Josiah: I don’t know. Why?
Gabe: Because it was a soft drink.

Joke by Gabe V. , Greer, South Carolina
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Jared: What’s a scuba diver’s favorite drink?
Kyra: Tell me.
Jared: Bubble tea.

Joke by Jared G., Kirkwood, Missouri
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MARIANO: What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
HALEY: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: Croak-a-cola.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Joke by Westley P., Charlevoix, Michigan
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JAMES: Knock, knock.
NATE: Who’s there?
JAMES: You.
NATE: You, who?
JAMES: Cool! I love chocolate drinks!

Joke by James H., Alpharetta, Georgia
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FRED: What kind of drink does a tree like?
JOHNNY: You stumped me this time.
FRED: Root beer!

Joke by Fred B., Charleston, South Carolina
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