Gabe: Why wasn’t the man hurt when the soda hit him? Josiah: I don’t know. Why? Gabe: Because it was a soft drink. Joke by Gabe V. , Greer, South Carolina0 commentsLoading...
Jared: What’s a scuba diver’s favorite drink? Kyra: Tell me. Jared: Bubble tea. Joke by Jared G., Kirkwood, Missouri1 commentsLoading...
MARIANO: What’s a frog’s favorite drink? HALEY: I’m not sure. MARIANO: Croak-a-cola. Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska0 commentsLoading...
A WEASEL WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT, and the waitress asks, “What would you like to drink?” “Pop!” goes the weasel. Joke by Westley P., Charlevoix, Michigan 2 commentsLoading...
JAMES: Knock, knock. NATE: Who’s there? JAMES: You. NATE: You, who? JAMES: Cool! I love chocolate drinks! Joke by James H., Alpharetta, Georgia3 commentsLoading...
FRED: What kind of drink does a tree like? JOHNNY: You stumped me this time. FRED: Root beer! Joke by Fred B., Charleston, South Carolina1 commentsLoading...