Fletcher: Did you hear about the two guys who were driving to Pasadena? Sammy: What happened? Fletcher: They saw a sign that said “Pasadena left,” so they went home. Joke by Fletcher P., Altadena, California0 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?” Joke by Ethan C., Snow Hill, North Carolina6 commentsLoading...
Patrick: What do you call our 16th president, waiting to turn left at a red light? Hugh: I have no clue. Patrick: Abe Blinkin. Joke by Patrick D., Madison, Wisconsin3 commentsLoading...
Noah: A man was driving his vehicle when he came across two paths. Then one of his tires went flat. Emma: What happened? Noah: He came to a fork in the road. Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas1 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If you break the speed limit, can you fix it?” Joke by Ethan T., Little Falls, N.J.0 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Breakfast—What a driver does when a light suddenly changes. Joke by Lucas H., Evans, Ga.3 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Breakfast—What you do when the light suddenly turns red. Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.9 commentsLoading...
Police officer: Why did you park here? Billy: The sign says, “Fine for parking.” Joke by Patrick H., Sedalia, Mo.9 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?” Joke by Trevor S., Gilbertsville, Pa.11 commentsLoading...
David: Why are pigs bad drivers? Maia: Uhh -- why? David: They hog the road! Joke by Joel M., West Bloomfield, Mich.3 commentsLoading...