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Fletcher: Did you hear about the two guys who were driving to Pasadena?
Sammy: What happened?
Fletcher: They saw a sign that said “Pasadena left,” so they went home.

Joke by Fletcher P., Altadena, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?”

Joke by Ethan C., Snow Hill, North Carolina
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Patrick: What do you call our 16th president, waiting to turn left at a red light?
Hugh: I have no clue.
Patrick: Abe Blinkin.

Joke by Patrick D., Madison, Wisconsin
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Noah: A man was driving his vehicle when he came across two paths. Then one of his tires went flat.
Emma: What happened?
Noah: He came to a fork in the road.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If you break the speed limit, can you fix it?”

Joke by Ethan T., Little Falls, N.J.
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Daffynition: Breakfast—What a driver does when a light suddenly changes.

Joke by Lucas H., Evans, Ga.
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Daffynition: Breakfast—What you do when the light suddenly turns red.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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Police officer: Why did you park here?
Billy: The sign says, “Fine for parking.”

Joke by Patrick H., Sedalia, Mo.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?”

Joke by Trevor S., Gilbertsville, Pa.
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David: Why are pigs bad drivers?

Maia: Uhh -- why?

David: They hog the road!

Joke by Joel M., West Bloomfield, Mich.
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