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Comic by Van Scott
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Arhan: What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
Rohan: I have no clue.
Arhan: Grains!

Joke by Arhan S., Sanford, Florida
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Suiyao: I am on a seafood diet.
Lola: What’s that?
Suiyao: I see food and I eat it.

Joke by Suiyao L., Portland, Oregon
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JACK: What’s a farmer’s favorite place to eat?
KATE: I’m stumped.
JACK: McDonald’s!

Joke by Jack R., Cookeville, Tennessee
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THEO: What’s the easiest thing to eat?
MARCO: What?
THEO: A piece of cake.

Joke by Theodore M., Lexington, Kentucky
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Aayush: Why did Rey not feed BB-8?
Sean: I don’t know. Why?
Aayush: Because BB-8 (ate).

Joke by Aayush P., Nutley, New Jersey
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STEVEN: Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
JAMES: No.
STEVEN: It’s very time-consuming.

Joke by Aiden M., Logan, Utah
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ARNAV: Why did the student eat his homework?
BOB: No idea. Why?
ARNAV: His teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Joke by Arnav S., Sunnyvale, California
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JOHN: Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
ANDREW: Beats me.
JOHN: He wanted a balanced meal.

Joke by Becket S., Huntingdon Valley, Pennsylvania
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Pedro: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Pee Wee: I haven’t the foggiest.
Pedro: Lunch and dinner.

Joke by Chase Y., Moreno Valley, California
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Pedro: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Pee Wee: I haven’t the foggiest.
Pedro: Lunch and dinner.

Joke by Chase Y., Moreno Valley, California
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Mariano: When do you go at red and stop at green?
Alex: When?
Mariano: When you are eating watermelon.

Joke by Mariano S., Worcester, Massachusetts
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Alessandro: If you eat half of an apple pie and your sister eats the other half, what are you left with?
Hank: I don’t know.
Alessandro: Really angry parents.

Joke by Alessandro H., Blue Bell, Pennsylvania
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Neighbor: Does your dog bite?
Sam: No.
Neighbor: Then how do you feed it?

Joke by Sam M., Sartell, Minnesota
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Marv: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he noticed him eating with his hands?
Benjamin: What?
Marv: “Use the fork, Luke.”

Joke by Tate P., Lakeville, Minnesota
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Keith: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Tim: I don’t know. Do they?
Keith: No. They eat them separately.

Joke by Keith C., Hartselle, Alabama
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Ethan: Why are frogs always so happy?
Brad: Beats me.
Ethan: They eat whatever bugs them.

Joke by Ethan C.
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