JOE: What do tightrope walkers eat? BO: What? JOE: A balanced diet. Joke by Joe M., Hamburg, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
Jackson: What do runners eat before they race? Sammy: Tell me. Jackson: Nothing. They fast. Joke by Jackson M. , Phoenix, Arizona0 commentsLoading...
ELIZABETH: When do astronauts eat? DANIELLE: When? ELIZABETH: At launch time. Joke by Elizabeth F., Irvine, California0 commentsLoading...
Christopher: What do astronauts eat off of? William: No idea. Christopher: Satellite dishes. Joke by Christopher J., Manitou Springs, Colorado0 commentsLoading...
Arhan: What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Rohan: I have no clue. Arhan: Grains! Joke by Arhan S., Sanford, Florida0 commentsLoading...
Suiyao: I am on a seafood diet. Lola: What’s that? Suiyao: I see food and I eat it. Joke by Suiyao L., Portland, Oregon1 commentsLoading...
JACK: What’s a farmer’s favorite place to eat? KATE: I’m stumped. JACK: McDonald’s! Joke by Jack R., Cookeville, Tennessee0 commentsLoading...
THEO: What’s the easiest thing to eat? MARCO: What? THEO: A piece of cake. Joke by Theodore M., Lexington, Kentucky0 commentsLoading...
Aayush: Why did Rey not feed BB-8? Sean: I don’t know. Why? Aayush: Because BB-8 (ate). Joke by Aayush P., Nutley, New Jersey5 commentsLoading...
STEVEN: Have you ever tried to eat a clock? JAMES: No. STEVEN: It’s very time-consuming. Joke by Aiden M., Logan, Utah0 commentsLoading...
ARNAV: Why did the student eat his homework? BOB: No idea. Why? ARNAV: His teacher told him it was a piece of cake. Joke by Arnav S., Sunnyvale, California0 commentsLoading...
JOHN: Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker? ANDREW: Beats me. JOHN: He wanted a balanced meal. Joke by Becket S., Huntingdon Valley, Pennsylvania1 commentsLoading...
Pedro: What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Pee Wee: I haven’t the foggiest. Pedro: Lunch and dinner. Joke by Chase Y., Moreno Valley, California7 commentsLoading...
Pedro: What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Pee Wee: I haven’t the foggiest. Pedro: Lunch and dinner. Joke by Chase Y., Moreno Valley, California6 commentsLoading...
Mariano: When do you go at red and stop at green? Alex: When? Mariano: When you are eating watermelon. Joke by Mariano S., Worcester, Massachusetts6 commentsLoading...
Alessandro: If you eat half of an apple pie and your sister eats the other half, what are you left with? Hank: I don’t know. Alessandro: Really angry parents. Joke by Alessandro H., Blue Bell, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
Neighbor: Does your dog bite? Sam: No. Neighbor: Then how do you feed it? Joke by Sam M., Sartell, Minnesota1 commentsLoading...
Marv: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he noticed him eating with his hands? Benjamin: What? Marv: “Use the fork, Luke.” Joke by Tate P., Lakeville, Minnesota1 commentsLoading...
Keith: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? Tim: I don’t know. Do they? Keith: No. They eat them separately. Joke by Keith C., Hartselle, Alabama0 commentsLoading...
Ethan: Why are frogs always so happy? Brad: Beats me. Ethan: They eat whatever bugs them. Joke by Ethan C.24 commentsLoading...
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