Laugh at funny Egg jokes and comics for kids

GEORGE: Watch what you say around the egg whites.
JILL: Why?
GEORGE: They can’t take a yolk.

Joke by George P., Houston, Texas
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ZAIN: On what side did the egg lie on the beach?
COLE: I don’t know.
ZAIN: Sunny-side up.

Joke by Zain W., Clifton, Virginia
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PATRICK: What’s an egg’s favorite vacation spot?
LIAM: What?
PATRICK: New Yolk City.

Joke by Patrick A., Spokane, Washington
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Comic by Scott Masear
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ASHER: What is an egg’s favorite kind of music?
MAX: Not sure.
ASHER: Kary-yolky.

Joke by Asher P., Brookfield, Wisconsin
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CALEB: How do you make an egg roll?
CASEY: How?
CALEB: You push it.

Joke by Caleb W., San Antonio, Texas
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Comic by ThomasToons
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ALICIA: What kind of dance do eggs love to do?
BILLY: What?
ALICIA: Break dancing!

Joke by Alicia N., Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Wilson: Why do eggs make terrible comedians?
Paige: Why?
Wilson: They’re always cracking up!

Joke by Paige S., Raleigh, N.C.
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Adam: What is your dog’s favorite breakfast?
Ben: I haven’t a clue.
Adam: Pooched eggs!

Joke by Adam P., Wayne, N.J.
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