Laugh at funny Elevator jokes and comics for kids

LIZZY: How does an elevator know it’s sick?
JENNIFER: How?
LIZZY: When it’s coming down with something.

Joke by Lizzy D., Chardon, Ohio
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CHRISTIAN: What did one elevator say to the other?
CHRISTINE: What?
CHRISTIAN: “I think I’m coming down with something!”

Joke by Christian K., Visalia, California
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GABE: What do you call a cow on an elevator?
RAMSEY: I’m not sure.
GABE: Raising the steaks.

Joke by Gabe M., Cameron, North Carolina
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ALEX: Why are elevator jokes so good?
DHRITI: Why?
ALEX: Because they work on so many levels.

Joke by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois
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BRANDON: What did the elevator operator learn about his new job?
CONNOR: Tell me.
BRANDON: That it has its ups and downs.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Sid: I’m afraid of elevators.
Mark: What are you going to do?
Sid: I’ll start taking steps to avoid them.

Joke by Sid B., Novi, Michigan
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