SCOUT: Mom, I’m really good at sleeping. MOM: Oh, really? SCOUT: Yes. I can do it with my eyes closed. Joke by William G., Fairfax, Virginia8 commentsLoading...
Carter: What did one eye say to the other eye? Jake: What? Carter: “Between us, something smells.” Joke by Carter S., Kenosha, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
I am so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed. Joke by Tyler S., Camden, North Carolina7 commentsLoading...
Jack: What did one eye say to the other? Trevor: I don’t know. What? Jack: “Between you and me, something smells.” Joke by Jack G., Batavia, Ohio16 commentsLoading...