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LIAM: Why don’t football players ever get hot?
BECKET: Why?
LIAM: Because of all the fans.

Joke by Becket C., Hoover, Alabama
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Armin: Why was the football stadium hot after the game?
David: I’m stumped.
Armin: Because all the fans left.

Joke by Armin R., San Diego, California
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BOB: Why was it so hot at the football game?
MAX: I give up.
BOB: Because there were no fans at the stadium.

Joke by Mukan H., Hilo, Hawaii
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MATHIAS: How do celebrities stay cool?
ALBERT: How?
MATHIAS: By staying close to their fans.

Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico
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