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Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
Benson: Why?
Alex: He sensed fowl play.

Joke by Alex W., Sterling Heights, Michigan
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JACQUELINE: What did the farmer shout to his cows when the old year ended?
ANTHONY: I don’t know.
JACQUELINE: “Happy Moo Year!”

Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Illinois
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Comic by Scott Masear
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JAYSON: What kind of jokes does the farmer grow?
KATE: I’m stumped.
JAYSON: Corny jokes.

Joke by Jayson S., Mason, Ohio
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JACK: What’s a farmer’s favorite place to eat?
KATE: I’m stumped.
JACK: McDonald’s!

Joke by Jack R., Cookeville, Tennessee
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Will: Why aren’t farmers’ jokes funny?
Pedro: Why?
Will: Too corny.

Joke by Will D., Stallings, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Masear
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